Are You The Annoying Person At The Pub?

Question

1. First things first - have you got your wallet?

Answer 1

Of course.

Answer 2

Yeah it's right he- oh. I must have left it at home.

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Eh, no. I don't share food.

Answer 7

Of course, I open them out all fancy and all.

Answer 8

Pounce on the chance and quickly shoot in your (very long) order.

Answer 9

Direct the barman towards the waiting person. It's only sound.

Answer 10

Engage in an embarrassing "No you go first!" routine with the waiting person until they order.

Answer 11

Oh, there was someone else there? I didn't notice.

Answer 12

Avoid if possible.

Answer 13

Only if there are plenty of filters put on them after.

Answer 14

I'm the one taking them, obvs.

Answer 15

Find a table and nestle in for the night.

Answer 16

Stand at the bar, casually sipping your pint, as people jostle to order around you.

Answer 17

Go join your mates in the smoking area.

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Answer 22

Very likely. And everyone HAS to have one with me.

Answer 23

Good god no. I have STUFF to do tomorrow.

Answer 24

I could be persuaded...

Answer 25

Quickly ask if anyone wants another drink, to defuse the tension.

Answer 26

Step in and set them right with your knowledge. "Well actually..."

Answer 27

Leave them be. They'll work it out.

Answer 28

Google it and shove your phone in their faces. Anything for a quiet life.

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